yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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