Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Wigan.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Three black men were walking...

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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