How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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these are shit

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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