- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

i dont like chris

Oh...okay, good.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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