- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Ken wins!

Robin, get in the car!

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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