What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Robin, get in the car!

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Why did the

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Ken wins!

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Adele walks into the stables

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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The Detroit Lions

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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