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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

whats white and looks like paper paper

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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