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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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