- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Elizabeth Warren

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

a pornstar comes early to a party

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