JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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i love to lick...

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Why did the

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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