- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Health food.

LIFE :(

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

religion

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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