My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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whats 69+2? 71

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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