What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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10inch nice

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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captcha: all yer base

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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