What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Here's another:

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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you lose.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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GONNA

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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