- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what do u call a black man a black man

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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