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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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