- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

speech and debate.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Has u seen my grammar?

My penis is big... not.

Pineapple.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

WHO WANTS SOW????

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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