What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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neil likes pube toast

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Oh...okay, good.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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