What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Women's rights

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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