- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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