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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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