What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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