- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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