Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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who ever is reading this....

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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