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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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