Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Davey Peterson.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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