Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Anti Joke

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