- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

lipstick pig

Want to hear a Joke? No.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Do your parents know you're gay?

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

brian mcgee is gay!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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