10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

30cm = 0,3meters

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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