- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Romans rights.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Your mom is fat

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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