Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Mitt Romney penis

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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who ever is reading this....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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