Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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