Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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