- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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