- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Women's rights

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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