Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Agent 47.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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