what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Anti Joke

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