- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

i love to lick...

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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