- Anti Joke

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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