why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Donkey lips

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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We are lawyers

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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