What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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