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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!