What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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I told you it would happen

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Anti Joke

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