- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

A blonde girl walks into a car.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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