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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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