- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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