- Anti Joke

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.