Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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