what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Yeah right loser!

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Anyone??????????/

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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