Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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