ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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civil rights

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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so... how about that airplane food

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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