- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Black People.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Chuck norris

The jets are a good team..

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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