What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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._____________________. Whale!

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Anti Joke

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