What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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whats 69+2? 71

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Anti Joke

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