What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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