Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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