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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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