Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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