Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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