What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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bees knees

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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nickel back

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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