Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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children burning

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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