What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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canada

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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