Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Get in the car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Welcome to die!

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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