A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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