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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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