- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

PENIS

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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