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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

you know whats funny... nothing.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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