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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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