Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Pineapple.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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