- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Knock, knock. Come in.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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