A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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hi bye

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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you lose.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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boobs.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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This is not a joke or is it

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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