- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

PENIS

Darude - Sandstorm

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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