what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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