A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Pineapple.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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