- Anti Joke

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Vagina.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.