- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

This sentence is false.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

women's rights.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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