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Poop swing

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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