- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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