what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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