have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

whats yellow? lots of things.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

A man made a sandwich.

i died. new product by steve jobs

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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