What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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The Detroit Lions

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

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