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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What's big and messy? A big mess

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