- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Billy Cundiff.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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