Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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kkk

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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book 'em danno

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Cancer

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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The Detroit Lions

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