- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Davey Peterson.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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