- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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