- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Knock knock Who's there Police

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Wy did the chicken?

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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