What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

I ponder

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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