- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

knock knock who's there?

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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