What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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TOBUSCUS

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Queens Park rangers

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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