- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

A man walks into a bar

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

womens rights

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

FUCK THE JEWS

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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