Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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