Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

How much Is a free app on my market?

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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