A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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women's rights

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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