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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What's funnier than 68 69

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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