- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What is brown and sticky? A stick

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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