Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

I was born.

Michel Moor on a die...

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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