where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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