- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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